Excuse me...You have a frog on your head.

Sometimes I crack myself up.

I own that.

I'm not even all that embarrassed about it.

So, when I'm checking out the odd features of some free photo software for the webcam and find a thing that is intended to let you do a portrait with two of the same halves of your face...I can't help myself. Or more correctly, I choose to not stop myself. And then -- and this is the part that surprises people who don't know me very well at all -- I choose to share with "the whole world."

Be amused by me or don't be. Your choice. But don't judge me. (If you hear that with a tone of voice that implies that I'm suddenly getting all serious...rewind and try again.)

So, what's next?